sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

queenofsabah:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

I love this

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

louiseinwonderland:

isalma9:

A little girl holds her new sister who was born in a UN school in Gaza at the weekend. Life goes.

fuck’s sake.

louiseinwonderland:

isalma9:

A little girl holds her new sister who was born in a UN school in Gaza at the weekend. Life goes.

fuck’s sake.

I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN

  • Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
    Little boy:
  • Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
    The Mom:
  • I wanna be Wonder Woman.
    Little Boy:
  • Don't we all.
    The Mom:

thebowspring:

NOT EVEN SATAN could have thought this up. Israelis cheering on massacres likes its a sport.

Contrary to what the media tell you this is how safe they are from ‘khamas rockets’ and this is how little regard they have for human life.

They wll not stop until they wipe Palestine off the map. The ethic cleansing of Palestine continues. Israel is targeting babies, children, women and men - no one is excluded - while the world sits by and watches.

Not so much as a squeak from Obama. Or anyone. They only care about Israeli lives.

There is no lower than this.